costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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dveon:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

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hangthecyst:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

Oh my god

how would you draw those without flashing someone

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

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spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

how do u even do that without people seeing you and doing something about it like were there people just watching

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

how do u even do that without people seeing you and doing something about it like were there people just watching

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postllimit:

i hope ur happy anon

i like it

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clesktop:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

idk i think it’s pretty accurate

clesktop:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

idk i think it’s pretty accurate

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downtomarsgrrrl:

tameimpalace:

bobodenkirk:

packbrat:

are you actually kidding me

this was just ridiculous 

this is sooooooooo insensitive soo so insensitive 

how heartless can you get this is gross gross gross

i dont understand how this is heartless and insensitive

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how do people have time to screenshot while that fucking bird is still facing forward that nigga falls so fast